Drink Coffee Do Stupid Things Faster T-Shirt | Funny Caffeine Lover Tee | Sarcastic Coffee Addict Shirt | Office Humor Graphic Top

Your morning motivation, now wearable. Our “Drink Coffee, Do Stupid Things Faster With Energy” T-Shirt is the perfect blend of sarcasm, caffeine, and honesty. Whether you’re heading into the office, logging into Zoom, or just surviving Monday, this shirt lets the world know exactly what coffee really does for you.

Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this tee is cozy enough for coffee shop hangs, casual Fridays, or late-night brainstorming sessions that go nowhere. It’s a great conversation starter — especially with fellow caffeine addicts who know the struggle.

✔ Unisex fit & inclusive sizing — comfy for every coffee drinker
✔ Printed with eco-friendly inks — crisp design that lasts wash after wash
✔ Perfect gift for coworkers, coffee lovers & sarcastic friends
✔ Ideal for casual office wear, barista shifts, or weekend errands

Because sometimes coffee doesn’t make you smarter — it just makes your bad ideas happen faster.