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📜 Terms of Service – SarcasTEEcs

Because lawyers said I had to, not because I enjoy fine print.

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1. General

Welcome to SarcasTEEcs, home of soft tees and sharper wit. By visiting our site or buying something from us, you agree to these Terms of Service. If you don’t agree, that’s cool—close the tab, but you’ll miss out on top-tier sarcasm.

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2. Products & Availability

Our products are lovingly designed, printed, and occasionally judged by Sassquatch. We try to keep everything accurate, but colors, sizing, and availability may vary. Translation: if your tee looks 2% different than your screen, don’t panic—it’s still fabulous.

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3. Pricing & Payment

Prices are listed in your local currency (unless your device is lying). We reserve the right to change prices whenever Sassquatch feels moody. All payments are processed securely—don’t worry, we never see your card info.

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4. Shipping

We’ll ship your order within the timeframes listed in our [Shipping Policy]. Delivery speeds depend on carriers, weather, and fate. Once your order leaves us, it’s in the hands of the postal gods.

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5. Returns & Refunds

See our [Returns & Refunds Policy]. In short: if we messed up, we’ll fix it. If you messed up… maybe check that size chart next time.

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6. Intellectual Property

All designs, logos, and sarcastic commentary are property of SarcasTEEcs (aka Malaina & Sassquatch). Please don’t steal them. Karma—and copyright law—are both real.

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7. Limitation of Liability

If your shirt causes uncontrollable laughter, side-eyes from strangers, or your mom asking “is that appropriate?”—that’s on you. SarcasTEEcs is not responsible for any life consequences of wearing sarcasm.

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8. Changes to Terms

We can update these Terms anytime without notice, because rules are meant to evolve (and so is our sass). Keep checking back if you’re into that sort of thing.

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9. Contact

Questions? Concerns? Want to send us memes? Email us at support@sarcasteecs.com. We’ll reply when the caffeine hits.

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Stay sassy,
– Sassquatch
Chief Eye-Roll Officer & Fine Print Enforcer

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