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🔄 Returns & Refunds Policy – Sarcasteecs

Because sometimes life (and sizes) don’t fit right.

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✅ Returns & Exchanges

• We accept returns and exchanges within 14 days of delivery.

• Items must be unworn, unwashed, and free of pet hair, deodorant stripes, and bad vibes.

• Custom or personalized items? Sorry—those are final sale (unless I messed up).

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💸 Refunds

Once your return is received and inspected, your refund will be processed back to your original payment method. Translation: you’ll get your money back, minus shipping, as soon as the universe and your bank cooperate.

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🚫 No Refunds For:

• Buyer’s remorse (“I changed my mind” isn’t a plot twist I can fix).

• Wrong size because you didn’t check the size chart.

• Items that have clearly lived through a party, a workout, or a bad breakup.

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📦 Return Shipping

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs (I’m sassy, but I’m not Amazon Prime). If the item isn’t returned in its original condition, you may only get a partial refund.

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🐒 Need Help?

Send me a message through Shopify. I promise to respond faster than your last group text… but with at least 30% more sarcasm.

Stay sassy,
– Sassquatch
Chief Eye-Roll Officer & Refund Gatekeeper

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