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📦 Shipping Policy – Sarcasteecs

Because even sarcasm needs logistics.

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🚚 Processing Time

Orders are processed within 2–10 business days. Translation: I’m folding your tees with one hand while rolling my eyes with the other.

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🌎 Shipping Rates & Delivery

• Shipping costs are calculated at checkout (because I can’t bribe postal workers with bananas).

• Delivery times vary depending on where you live and how motivated your local post office feels. Typically:

  • Domestic (US): 3–7 business days after shipping

  • International: 7–21 business days (depending on customs, weather, and fate)

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📬 Tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number. Refreshing it 14 times a day is optional, but highly encouraged.

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🐒 Lost or Stolen Packages

If your package is marked “delivered” but you don’t see it—check with your neighbors, family, or that one raccoon who looks suspicious. Unfortunately, I can’t replace items stolen after delivery, but I'll provide information you need to file a claim.

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🔄 Returns Due to Address Issues

If your order bounces back because the address was entered wrong, I’ll happily reship it once you cover the cost of re-shipping. (I’m good, but I can’t out-sass typos.)

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❓ Questions?

Got questions? Shoot me a message. I’ll respond as soon as the caffeine kicks in.

Stay sassy,
– Sassquatch
Chief Eye-Roll Officer & Reluctant Logistics Manager

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