Are the Skulls of My Enemies Dishwasher Safe T-Shirt | Funny Retro Housewife Shirt | Dark Humor Sarcastic Graphic Tee

Domestic goddess? Sure. But I have questions. This retro housewife shirt asks the only thing that matters after a long day of dealing with people: Are the skulls of my enemies dishwasher safe?

Perfect for dark humor lovers, kitchen witches, and anyone whose idea of “self-care” involves plotting revenge while folding laundry. The vintage housewife graphic paired with this savage one-liner makes it equal parts cute and slightly alarming — just the way I like it.

Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to make your dinner guests wonder if they should compliment the casserole… or run.