Alien Abduction Relationship Status T-Shirt | Single Taken Abducted Graphic Tee | Funny UFO Lover Shirt | Sci-Fi Conspiracy Theory Top

Relationship status: beamed up. Our Alien Abduction Relationship Status Graphic Tee features the classic “Single / Taken” checkbox — with “Abducted” hilariously checked off. Add in a quirky alien abduction scene, and you’ve got the perfect shirt for UFO believers, sci-fi nerds, and anyone who wishes the mothership would just come pick them up already.

Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt is perfect for casual wear, stargazing, comic cons, Roswell trips, or late-night podcast binges about Area 51. Its clean, clever design is a guaranteed conversation starter wherever you go.

✔ Unisex fit & inclusive sizing — comfy for humans and extraterrestrials
✔ Printed with eco-friendly inks — crisp, durable, and vibrant
✔ Great gift for alien fans, conspiracy theorists & space lovers
✔ Perfect for Halloween parties, UFO festivals & everyday sarcasm

Because sometimes love isn’t in the stars — it’s in the spaceship.