Stick Shift Jail & Prison T-Shirt – Funny Gear Shifter Shirt, Sarcastic Car Enthusiast Graphic Tee for Manual Transmission Drivers

Shift happens.

Who needs sixth gear when you’ve got Jail and Prison? This shirt features a classic stick-shift pattern where the top two “gears” are replaced with your likely legal outcome if you go just a little too fast.

Perfect for Corvette owners (you know who you are), speed demons, and anyone who thinks speed limits are just polite suggestions. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to make gearheads laugh while making cops just slightly concerned.

Wear it to car meets, track days, or whenever you feel like reminding everyone that you and the highway patrol are on a first-name basis.